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Christmas Poem ...

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'Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage,There wasn't a trace of a Chevy or a Dodge.


The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,So I figured I'd mess with the Ranger for a bit.


I popped the release and I lifted the hood,When a deep voice behind me said "looks pretty good."


Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,And there, by the workbench, stood good ol Saint Nick!


We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?


I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin,"But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"


His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,Turned into a smile and he said "hey! Let's go!!"


So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,We pushed the Mustang quietly into the street,


Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.


The sound that erupted took him by surprise,But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.


With Hoosier`s a' crying and side pipes aglow,We headed on out where the hot rodders go.


And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,With every up shift, as I went through the gears.


Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!",So I backed off the gas and said "you wanna drive?"


Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!


Then the big block exploded with side exhaust sound!Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground!


Power shift into second, again into third!I sat there just watching, at loss for a word,


Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,


"Merry Christmas to all...........what a great night"
96 Ranger Extended cab - work in progress.. 5.0 out of a 90 Mustang GT..Tremec TKO-3550-2 with mid-shift conversion ..Explorer GT40 intake and fuel rails. X303 FMS cam . WP Jr alum heads . K&N air filter.lowered .Weld Drag Lites (or Weld Pro-Stars) .. a 8.8 with Auburn Pro ..Moser custom alloy street axles (31 spline) and a 3:73 gear.L&L engine mounts and oil filter adapter.Aluminum Rad from James Duff.



Peace from Oxford Miss.
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hey grumpy, way kool...the old trucker
83 ranger,347 stroker,sportsman block,forged crank,h rods,forged pistons,10.2 comp,roush heads,750 quick fuel carb,gear driven comp solid roller 306 dur.with 612 lift, motorsport roller rockers,6al msd,jegs rad,elec fan,c-4 full manual reverse pattern with trans brake 3800 stall,hurst quarter stick,hooker headers. fiberglass frontend,narrowed rear frame,tubbed,4 link rear,9 inch narrowed rear,4:56 locker,10 piont cage,10 gal fuel cell,180hp nos,linelock,m/t 18.5 wide rear tire.671 at 9lb boost
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Yes sir, way way cool. Really like that
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Very cool....
1986 Ranger with 1990 5.0 HO roller motor
Ported GT-40 heads
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Very Good!!!!
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That was awesome.
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Yes, very creative. Thanks for Sharing...
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